"Blinded By The Light" Based on the performance by Manfred Mann
"Blinded By The Bytes" Parody by Guy DiRito
------Pipe Organ Intro------

Findin' all the bytes,
Rev's up and she's used,
She ain't runnin' here tonight.

Linin' up the bytes,
Halved up into twos,
This mother hung-er's locked up tight.

Binded by the bytes,
Staff's up got a noose,
Gonna hang me? They just might.

Bad scan number scrunchers,
Idiots, their brains lumber, with the stream-age knocked out flat.
Print the dumps - piled in lumps from this obsolescent junk I wade through what was shat.
Checkin' folders what are older,
Than Moses as I told yer.
When tripped software-y go down.
This is very un-easin'.
Freezin' and seizin'.
The monstrosity crashed and it's down.

------Short Guitar Riff------

The monstrosity crashed and it's down!

Hope she is...
Findin' all her bytes,
Rev's up and she's used,
She ain't runnin' here tonight.

Mindin' she ain't quite,
Checked up - she got juice,
Such a shunner impolite.

Blinking not a light,
Jacked up - it's no use,
Can I just get some insight?

Blinded is my site,
Cracked up - out of use,
It's a bummer here tonight.

A silicone blister; Server manager mister said this might just make her break,
So now I'm callin' up Sony® - if something's wrong, some ding-dong me a monkey make.
I said depart blow-fart get checkin' for a better part can't you see for my sake's down side?
He said purely, surely; Said don't call me Shirley squirrely; Just send me a part that ain't fried.

------Short Instrumental------

Send me a part that ain't fried!

But she was...
Blinded by bad bytes,
Jacked up - it's no use,
She not runnin' here tonight.

Blinded by the bytes

She went down and must have burned some wires,
Just got to get her up tonight.
Just got to get her up tonight.

------ guitar solo ------

In ROM-a - That's where the nones is,
In ROM-a - That's where the ones is,
Drama still unfolding gonna hook up with those guys out at Sun®,
Yeah mama, I'll call the Sun® wiz

------Violin solo background with piano playing chopsticks------

A Ring-Tone on my phone of Twilight Zone by Rolling Stone reached me was the beast,
Says, get flown that server blown - fix it or I'm sure your prone, for you can expect release.
Wish this unknown crap were shown - not stranded in some corner, let me make some advance,
In this mesh honed NET zone I'm guessin' and supposin' phones all digital caused this stance.

------Short guitar/violin interlude------

The monstrosity crashed and it's down!

But she was...
Blinded by bad bytes,
Jacked up - it's no use,
She not runnin' here tonight.

Binded up the bytes,
Halved up into twos,
This mother hung-er's locked up tight.

the following two sections are sung simultaneously)

1) ~
~ Findin' all The bytes,
Rev's up and she's used,
She ain't runnin' here tonight.

Linin' up the bytes,
Halved up into twos,
This mother hung-er's locked up tight.

Blinded by the bytes,
Staff's up got a noose,
Gonna hang me? They just might.

Findin' all The bytes,
Rev's up and she's used,
She ain't runnin' here tonight.

Linin' up the bytes,
Halved up into twos,
This mother hung-er's locked up tight.

Binded by the bytes,
Staff's up got a noose,
Gonna hang me? They just might.

Findin' what ain't right - Called up MS® douche - and he was dumber than a spike;
Blinded by the bytes... ~

2) ~
~ Grad-man blunder, wonders, idiots they all stumble with machine-age diplomaz,
Readin' dumps with these humps; Can I circumvent these lumps - make way, get off my azz.
Checkin' folders what are older, than Moses as I told yer, fix chip software-y go round.
This is very un-easin' freezin', seizin' - the monstrosity crashed and she's down.
I caught with a ping plot finely honed I troubleshot and blows the cover it's the LAN,
With a hub shot the-net-it-got some badly needed bounced bot, out the muck got, turned up un-canned.
Was no silicone blister; Server manager mister told me was that made it break,
There's no need to call Sony® 'cause nothing's wrong... ~

She not down and I never got fired,
She's back up again tonight.

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